don’t settle for the boys who can spit out pick up lines on the spot and make you swoon with the way they look at your body. instead, wait for the boys that stumble over their words because they’re so flustered when they see how beautiful you are. you are worth more than a simple pick up line or wink. wait for the boy that makes you feel like you are the most important princess in the whole world and can’t look you in the eyes without blushing.
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. you drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
the first one is the best
its professionally done the photographer must have been laughing so hard
the last one’s probably my fave
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
Punk’s not dead, just sleeping
Sleeping punks is the only photoset theme more precious than sleeping animals.
Can we just acknowledge that I recognise the second photo is on one of Melbournes trains.
Recognise the seats and the light rail map on the wall.
i wish i had a sweater made out of that fabric